March 2012
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
itsdftbalex:
cross off the things you’ve done.
Graduated high school.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
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Tomorrow is selfharm awareness day. Reblog if...
You know what’s funny?
The prom dress group on Facebook that I was added into.
I got no say in this, they just added me and now I’m not so sure if I can leave. It’s for all junior and senior girls to post pictures of their prom dresses so there are no duplicates.
As if I give a shit.
If I want a dress, I’m getting that dress and I’m not showing all of Facebook...
Dear Zuhair Murad,
I hate you.
You make my expectations go through the roof.
Give me a dress for free?
Yours truly,
The poor girl who positively abhors 90% of prom dresses.
I like this dress. And guess what it’s not 3,000+
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
Watchriding-in-my-tank-like-i-own-it:
and here we have live footage of a gay in it’s natural habitat
Omg.
Jake this is what i see every time you dance
February 2012
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nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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MY READING LIST IS SO FULL
AHH
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
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